Mother, mom, mommy, ma, or mum whatever you called her by name. How can we best describe this superwoman of many talents, abilities, and skills, this Diva of all Diva’s, our Queen, who’s beautiful both on the inside and outside? The very essence of life carries the entire world on her back, shoulder, and the future in her womb. Many are lucky to have you, and a few were very unfortunate not to have known or had the opportunity to meet the one that completes the family circle by sharing her enthusiasm, joy, and happiness for life and, most importantly, family. Always remember that while mom was taking care of us, pets, elderly parents, and Dad. She probably was also working. Attending night school, a church member, and a club member. She may have also been chronically ill herself; however, she still rose to the challenge of hectic family life. This is why she is so special to us all, this will probably be the only time in your life that you will have unconditional love, be admired, respected and appreciated for just being you in addition to all the other nonsense mom did because she loved us so much like for instance:
Loan officer -when you need money for groceries or gas until next payday or to purchase a home.
Forrest Warden– Taught you how to love nature and to respect, love, and never fear any creature on this planet.
Babysitter– Have a doctor’s appointment; she watched your children and pets.
Listener-When you got your divorce or when pretty Ricky from your sixth-grade class hit you because he liked you.
Blood Donor-When you needed a transfusion after that car accident.
Cab Driver– Transported you and your friends to school, karate class, piano or guitar lessons, football, baseball, ballet, tennis, and soccer practice.
Bather– Cleaned your bottom and taught you how to clean your own body and other personal hygiene.
Fashion Designer– Tool you not to wear those coochie cutters, Daisy Dukes, halter tops, fitted you for that first bra, jockey strap, pumps, and haircuts at the barbershop or salon.
Teacher– kicked your ass when your teacher called her, helped you with your homework,
housekeeper– cleaned your room for you or torch you how to clean the house, wash dishes, sweep and moped floors, and dusted.
Bail bondsman– Bailed you out of jail when you got into a fight at the local bar.
Pastor– Made you attend church, read the Bible, Sunday school, join the choir, altar boy, or girl.
Chef-prepared all your meals and then taught you how to cook and run a kitchen.
Foster Parent– Took care of your children when you lost them to social services or were sent to prison due to theft.
Tutor-Helped you with your reading, math, and science projects after she finished her chores or after work.
Support-supported you when they accused you of theft or sexual harassment because she knows you were Innocent.
Nurses Aide-help you when you got a little Boo Boo, held your hand when you were diagnosed with breast cancer.
Boxer– When the neighborhood bullies try to take the lunch money, she stood beside you, ready to help you fight them back.
Therapist-When you felt lost, lonely, hurt, confused, angry, she knew the right words to make you feel better.
Boy Scout– Taught you to never make fun of others who are different from you or that had less than you have.
Hostess-How to be the life of the party and to enjoy life.
Funeral Director-why and how to respect the dead, pay your respect to the deceased family, and explained why we all will die one day.
Professional Matchmaker– She instructed on who to date and how to date appropriately.
Art instructor; She taught us about good music by letting you go to your first concert and playing music around the house.
Judge-told you why you were not be hanging out with your friends tonight or going to the club, house party, park, or beach.
Drill Sergeant- Take that damn make-up off, take those hair rollers out that dog fur, bring that bike back in here, where are you going with that blow torch? I’m sorry I don’t have any money to ask your father. LET’S KEEP THIS GOING