My BFF Makes ‘Your Mom’ Jokes About My Dead
Mom — and I Love Her for It! Theodora Blanchfield
Ordinarily, I would find most mom jokes, especially dead mom jokes or memes, extremely distasteful. However, I find myself more and more each day thinking about the wacky, crazy trouble my mom use to get herself into with that sassy mouth of hers. Mom was a well-read woman, yes, indeed, and it served her well in certain situations. Later at home, we both would die laughing about her adventures of the day. Iris had a remarkable sense of humor, and I think she would approve of the mom joke page. After-all she and I still laughed about my crazy grandma her mother’s antics after she passed on. Believe it or not, sometimes you have to laugh to keep from crying when you lose special people in your life.
When you read these jokes, memes, quotes, and illustrations, I want you to think about way back in the days when you where young and your mom was a young mother. Get the picture I knew you would. If you have your own children now and they’re kicking your, butt that’s just mom up in heaven laughing and saying I told you so, payback is a bitch, lol.
Jokes
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, “The driver just insulted me!” The man says, “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
by avre1
A young boy came home from school and told his mother, “I had a big fight with my classmate. He called me a sissy.” The mother asked, “What did you do?” The boy replied, “I hit him with my purse!”
Anonymous
Yo momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, “Go back to work!”
by Te Nui-a-R..
Quotes
“But this you must know: the violent murder of a mother- when a boy is at the tender age, when he is just discovering girls- it is a terrible thing. confusingly mixed up with all the things feminine, it leaves a charred residue on the soul, like the black marks found at the bottom of a burned pot. no matter how much you scrub and scrub the pot bottom with steel wool and cleansers, the scars, they are permanent”
― The Hundred-Foot Journey
“Like a deep sad note
played beneath the ocean
waving through the orb
the memories of you
the bittersweet echoes
infixed forever in my heart”
―
“I wonder if my first breath was as soul-stirring to my mother as her last breath was to me”
― 14 Days: A Mother, A Daughter, A Two Week Goodbye
“I love you too,’ I thought. ‘Mom, I don’t mind if you embarrass me anymore. It really doesn’t bother me. Why did you have to go?”
― Untold Deception
“You breathe upon us now
through solid assertions
of yourself: teaspoons, goblets,
seas of carpet, a forest
of old plants to be watered
an old man in an adjoining
room to be touched and fed.
And all this universe
dares us to lay a finger
anywhere, save exactly
as you would wish it done.”
―
“The mother memories that are closest to my heart are the small gentle ones that I have carried over from the days of my childhood. They are not profound, but they have stayed with me through life, and when I am very old, they will still be near.” — Margaret Sanger
“A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.” — Irish proverb
“A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary.” — Dorothy Canfield Fisher
“A mother understands what a child does not say.” — Jewish proverb
“There is no death, daughter. People only die when we forget them.” my mother explained shortly before she left me. “If you can remember me, I will be with you always.” — Isabel Allende
“When someone you love becomes a memory, the memory becomes a treasure.”
Author unknown
“Although it’s difficult today to see beyond the sorrow, May looking back in memory help comfort you tomorrow.”
Author unknown
Illustrations
Memes
If you had a stepmom or dad you’ll defiantly appreciate this one.
Remember when mom told you to smile for those damn school pictures?
